What do angry mice send each other at Christmas?
Christmouse cards.
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They keep losing their needles.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
Christmas Crackers.
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The Elf-abet.
What do Reindeer hang on their Christmas Tree?
Horn-aments
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drum sticks.
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper.
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
A Mistle-Toad
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on ebay?
Because they were two deer.
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