(To be read in a Geordie accent in the style of Big Brother voice over artist Marcus Bentley.)
Day One in the Celebrity Big Brother House and the place is full of 'has beens', 'never heard of's' and James Jordan off've Strictly! Wey! Hey!
Let's have a look at what we've got...
One transgender ex-boxing promoter...
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| Kellie (Frank) Maloney |
One Strictly Come Dancing professional dancer...
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| James Jordan |
One very tall boxer...
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| Audley Harrison |
One very short American actor....
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| Leslie Jordan |
One very big headed male model...
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| David McIntosh |
One very odd, ex-addict 70 year old,
(who appears to be going deaf...I said who appears to be going DEAF)
American actor...
(who appears to be going deaf...I said who appears to be going DEAF)
American actor...
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| Gary Busey |
One ex-Emmerdale actress...
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| Claire King |
One ex-girl band singer...
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| Edele Lynch |
...and six, yes six reality TV 'stars'
Dee Kelly from 'Benefit Street'
Lauren Goodger from 'TOWIE'
George Gilbey from 'Gogglebox'
Ricci Guarnaccio from 'Geordie Shore'
Stephanie Pratt from American show 'The Hills'
and finally
Angelique (Frenchy) Morgan from American show 'Rock of Love'
The only one of the reality 'stars' I've even heard of is Lauren Goodger but I've never seen TOWIE
(not a big fan of the scripted reality shows.)
My early prediction for a winner is Kellie, due to the 'journey' she will surely be embarking on.
First out? Hmmm.... hopefully that dreadful Frenchy.
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Day 19,897 in the 'Mum & Dad' House and Philomena is berating Alan for leaving the freezer door open once again!
Alan is called to the dairy room and given an official warning. If he does it again...he may be evicted from the 'Mum & Dad' House.
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Day 18,897 in the 'Big Daughter' House and Tracey is taking a nap...again, because
'Naps Fix Everything!'
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Tracey
I have no idea who most of those alleged celebrities actually are! Still, I wont be watching so don't suppose it matters!
ReplyDeleteAlso, when Dad is in the dairy room do you think he could pick me up a couple of pints of semi skimmed and some yoghurts? ;-)
I don't piggin' believe it...I think I was probably about seven the last time I spelled diary wrong! 'sigh'
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